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Friday, June 24, 2005

Karl Rove, Hatched Fully Clothed And Talking In 1950, Part 1

I was planning to write about senior White House advisor, Karl Rove, anyway, just because it was time, and then he made the mother of all sarcastic speeches on Wednesday night to an applauding collection of warmongering, conservative, non-combatants.

Oddly, Wednesday, June 22nd, I did the research on Baby Huey. Yes folks, I can't help it. Ever since I purchased and read "Boy Genius", Roves' photo on the cover has haunted me. I knew I'd seen that face somewhere before. Finally, it dawned on me. Karl Rove resembles the cartoon character, Baby Huey!

Rove was born in 1950, so was I, and so was Baby Huey. Drawn by Marty Taras, the very large, pear-shaped duck made his first Famous/Paramount Studios animated appearance when Karl and I were infants. Baby Huey was referred to on on The Harveyville Funtimes web site as "an intellectually dense and stubborn duck". The giant duck from Duckville, emerged "fully clothed and talking" from his egg much to the surpise of his normal-sized duck parents. The most frequent story line featured the larger-than-life Baby Huey tormenting his tiny parents.

I'm sure Karl saw a Baby Huey cartoon once or twice when he was a child, before being ravaged by mental illness when he was nine years old. That same year, 1959, I had to stand in the hall everyday at public school because I refused to pray to the Christian god. I also began a life-long journey to answer the questions, "why did good German people take part in Hitler's fascist regime?" and why did supposedly good Christian Americans practice slavery based on racism and fight a war to preserve that practice?" Poor Karl, on the other hand, was overtaken by a hideous and damaging obsession with conservativism so completely that he fell "in love with Richard Nixon", and devoted his life to devious dishonesty and the practice of dirty tricks! Years later, Rove, as described in his own words, "fell in love with George W. Bush". Hhmmmmmmmm.......?

Like Baby Huey, Rove was known as a motor-mouth but this ends the physical and personal similarities with the cartoon duck. Karl sports a distaste for work and an almost manic need to be in control. I have taken the path of a liberal/progressive; Karl's path has helped to pave the way towards the death and destruction in this unnecessary and unjust war.

Unfortunately, waddle-bottomed Karl Rove is only one of the many selfish, manipulative, power-hungry, destructive, unpleasant misfits who comprise the cesspool known as the Bush Administration. So next time Karl gets geniused up and his motor-mouth lips start flappin' high speed scarcasm, just picture his doppelganger, the diapered duck, Baby Huey! I'm sure you'll laugh and feel so much better.

Alas poor Karl, just another wonder-dumpling floating on the Neo-con fantasy cesspool.

*Note...I apologize to the real Baby Huey for associating him with a despicable (can't you just hear Daffy Duck saying this?) human being like Karl Rove, but I truly couldn't help it as I am a very visual person and well, my mind just linked the two images.... I can however, assure Mr. B. Huey that my intention in writing about his uncanny resemblance to Karl Rove was entirely motivated by my desire for the Republic to prevail.

........Kitchen Window Woman........

Be sure to watch for Part II of The Dishpan Chronicles' series on Karl Rove/Baby Huey which will address his recent remarks. Let's talk 9/11, Baby!

18 Comments:

Blogger Unadulterated Underdog said...

I've griped about Rove so much that I can't gripe much more. The fact in the matter is that his rhetoric and propaganda skills would have been well accepted by histopry's extremist regimes. He is a terrible man of terrible power and the GOP uses him, every last drop of evil they can squeeze. What irks me the most is their double standard on rhetoric: Dean can't use it but Rove can? Anyone who accepts this should not be taken seriously.

2:39 PM  
Blogger Kitchen Window Woman said...

Hey Okdemocrat, I agree with every thing you said and am equally fraustrated. Why is it that such small minded, smarmy creatures are capable of so much evil? It is almost inconceivable that such a deviant personality would rise to such political heights.....except it could be history repeating itself...

I want that creature removed from my birth year... no, not the cartoon one...the Republican one!

Well....If it looks like a duck....
Quack, Quack, Quack

P.S. Republican operatives have no standards...it is always "the end justifies the means."

9:02 PM  
Anonymous Keith said...

I'll bet you're a lousy cook.

1:13 PM  
Blogger Kitchen Window Woman said...

Keith....You loose the bet. I am a damn good cook, after all I have been doing it for 40 years. I cook foods from many many different cultures and make soothingly delicious comfort foods like homemade soups, chili, meatloaf and macaroni and cheese. My family loves my cooking and so do my friends. I'll bet your a meat and potatoes kind of guy....you know, no spice for life.

1:29 PM  
Blogger Pat Kirby said...

Macaroni and cheese, yummy.

Dean can't use it but Rove can?

Yeah, but note the differing reactions of the two parties. No matter what sort of craps spews from the cesspool that is Rove's mouth, the repugs stand behind their man. Dean says something that is essentially the truth, and all the dems immediately find ways to distance themselves from him.

Like it or not, the loyalty thing seems to resonate with the average [not-thinking] American voter.

5:19 PM  
Anonymous JollyRoger said...

Der Rovesmarschall has no sense of decency, no sense of morality, no sense of limit. He is a sociopath, every bit as much as Bundy, or Henry Lee Lucas, were sociopaths-the difference between them is the paths they took.

10:15 PM  
Blogger Kitchen Window Woman said...

Opps typo!...I meant "You're" in my reply to Mr. Meat and Potaotes.

Pat....Dean can't use it but Rove can? The Repugs are using a method called "Framing" to discredit Dean everytime he makes a statement. Dean is an honest and emotional person who is not good at covering up how he feels and it shows on his face...A human sort of a guy.

The Repugs are practiced liars who make untruthful, rehearsed party-line statements on stone faces that betray nothing other than a chilling uniformity.

The Dems distance themselves because of the "Framing." They have been tricked into worrying about Dean. It is time to analyze the propaganda techniques the Repugs are using and devise stratagies to combat their covert and overt manipulations. Dean may be effective after all, honesty is refreshing after years of lies from the GOP.

Many of the non-thinking followers of Bush and Co. would have made excellent Nazis or Reds. When even the tiniest flag is placed in their hands, their collective eyes glaze over and they fall into the trance-like state known as Autowave. This state is often mistaken for the loyality practiced by thinking patriots. In fact, the Autowave trance is symptomatic of a far more serious condition..Rabid Nationalism. Poor things, not a patriotic leg to stand on, they.....tee hee, tee hee

Jollyroger.....I hadn't thought of Herr Rove as a sociopath but I think that you are right. There is something terribly wrong with him. It is unfortunate that he has such influence with the president. That does not bode well for "We the people."

2:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keith, I'll bet you're bad in bed......so much for cyber-assumptions. KKW is a wonderfully inventive and crative cook. I know this from experience.

7:21 PM  
Blogger Ken Grandlund said...

Telling it like it is, eh? Well, good for you!

That Rove is a manupulator first class is obvious. That so many Kool-Aid drinkers on the right tip on his every word is scary.

If liberals don't fall in line or support the words/actions of their leaders, it is because they are not afraid to use their own brains and think. Common Sense dictates that simply falling in line behind the loudmouth is the same as turning off any critical thinking skills you may have simply to be a part of the "winning" group. No matter the these "winners" care only about their own power and not a hoot for their hapless followers. If this is what it takes to be on the "winning team," I'll side with the underdog everytime. Might does not make right, no matter how loud or often you say it.

1:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love your blog name & caption below. Blogmarked you to read more when time allows. But will definately be coming back. Karl Rove haunts me! Period!

4:10 PM  
Blogger Chandira said...

That made me laugh! Karl Rove is below the bottom-feeders awaiting a personality hand-out.

Incidentally, Adi Da Samraj, (aka Da Free John), once said that Donald Duck, at least, was the personification of ego, whilst Mickey is always happy and free. Hhm.. I guess it runs in the family, though to Huey. ??

12:04 PM  
Blogger Kitchen Window Woman said...

ANONYMOUS #1...For some reason conservative males are prone to sexist comments. I think that they suffer from sexualy insecurity so NEED to have women scrub floors or cook. This role differentiation is they way they PROVE their masculinity to themselves and others. Unfortunately such flimsy attempts at proof just scream SEXUALLY INSECURE and imply mental midgetry as well.

Hey Guys....real women THINK! and real men don't have to PROVE anything!

Glad you like my cooking.....

KEN....The koolade drinkers are too lazy to think. I question why the Right Wing expresses itself in terms of "good and evil" and "win or loose". There is so much more to life. They are they real loosers.

Underdogs UNITE!..and never forget..
It is easy to use MIGHT against itself!

ANONYMOUS #2.... Karl Roves demented spirt haunts us all!

Glad you like my blog name...If you get a chance go into the January archives. My first post ever explains my choice of names. Gee, I've been doing this for six months.

CHANDIRA....We need laughter in these harsh times!

As for cartoon ducks, there's Daffy Duck who's a wacko with a temper and Donald's Uncle Scrooge McDuck, a miserly, mean-tempered capitalist...a cartoon conservative, no doubt! It's kind of a bad rap for ducks because real ducks are mellow and as far as I know harmless.

1:36 PM  
Blogger Chandira said...

Yeah, I love ducks, ducks are really awesome people, but once you start thinking about Disney ducks in those terms it gets interesting! lol

Mickey is always already happy, no matter what, and Donald's always assuming the worst. Expand or contract, love or complain, etc..

10:44 AM  
Anonymous Keith said...

You lose that one. My extensive travels are planned around food. It's what I do for fun. I am also a great cook. I specialize in sauces and latin food.

How about a post on Rove now that the facts support you?

1:05 PM  
Blogger Kitchen Window Woman said...

KEITH...Sorry to have taken so long to reply. You do like spices! I also enjoy making sauces but not as often as I used to as I have many things that I am interested in that take my time. My favorite type of cooking is Indian (India). It is somewhat complicated because the spices are layered and used differently but so good!

I am not going to waste my time writing any more about Rove (for right now) I am going to write about Wolfowitz, PNAC, and Leo Strauss. I am doing research now. File it under arrogance, insanity and death.

6:26 PM  
Blogger Orikinla Osinachi. said...

I can imagine Osama bin Laden reading your posts and reeling with laughter that their terrorist attacks are doing more damage to your intelligence than they even expected.

I have said that all the noise over GWB and Karl Rove will blow over and we don't need all these petty mongerings at such a time as this. America is in a state of emergency. GWB needs to be concentrating his intelligence on the war against terrorism and not on your backyard gossips.

For the more comprehensive analysis of this controversy, see the following link
http://nigeriantimes.blogspot.com

2:32 PM  
Blogger Kitchen Window Woman said...

ORIKINLA OSINACHI... Thank you for stopping by. Yours appears to be a conservative view from afar.

Osama bin Laden is far too arrogant to read my posts or yours. He is every bit as arrogant as George W. Bush. I find them to be very similar men. They were both privileged as children and longed for more attention from their respective fathers (who were often gone or busy with more important things). Another trait common to both of these men is weakness, for like weak men everywhere they constantly try to PROVE themselves. Both men are religious fundalmentalists and have politicized their beliefs. Both of these men are responsible for thousands of deaths.

You can read what I have already written about Karl Rove. I have wasted time enough on this vile mutant who masquerades as a human being.

America is not in a "state of emergency". What we are suffering from here is the stench from the mountain of Bulls*** generated by the Bush regime...You know, propaganda.

GWB cannot concentrate his intelligence on his "war against terrorism" as he lacks intelligence, and terrorism is a tactic not a nation that can be bombed.

We "backyard gossips" are practicing democracy.

I like very much the Nigerian author, Chinua Achebe. Do you know of him? I think that you should read "Dead Men's Path" by Achebe if you haven't already.

You seem far more interested in American politics than Nigerian politics. Perhaps you should direct your attention to the poverty and AIDS (which have resulted from colonization) in your own country. You seem to have a lot of energy that could be used to help people.

9:29 AM  
Blogger Matt said...

Karl rove is one creepy motherf*****...Can you imagine any woman who would want that piece of shit? He is so little of a man, I bet he has someone wipe his ass for him.
It just amazes me that a slimeball like that is given so much power.In a comparison of how one person can control so much, look at Kim Ill of North Korea. How does that lick f***k control those masses/ why don't they just lynch him? why? because he takes care of the rich and teh few in his country just like Bush and Co. do to their own here. It's sick,and we are doomed if Obama doesn't win.

12:58 PM  

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